I cut my hair off, I wore the tie
I woke up at 7, came home at 5
For a while
I traded whiskey for Miller Lite
I know your mama calls me polite
Mr. Right
Oh, but that ain't right

'Cause I always gotta know
What's behind the other door
I'm never gonna be that straight-laced
Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for
Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue
With some kids and a bed of roses
But you came the closest

We never married 'cause I never asked
I left the diamond under the glass
Some day you'll be glad
Cause you'll find somebody who shaves every day
When your dad comes around, he'll know what to say
I just ain't that way
I just ain't that way
'Cause I always gotta know
What's behind the other door
I'm never gonna be that straight-laced
Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for
Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue
With some kids and a bed of roses
But you came the closest

Moving on is the only thing I know how to do
If I coulda stood still then I woulda stood still with you

'Cause I always gotta know
What's behind the other door
I'm never gonna be that straight-laced
Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for
Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue
With some kids and a bed of roses
But you came the closest