I had a plan ready
It called for common sense
How on earth it ever failed!
I want the evidence!
I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
I can't believe that I can't believe it

And so she cried - had to be coincidence
How will I ever know?
I want a second chance
I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
I can't believe that I can't believe it
I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
I can't believe that I can't believe it

Was that a swinging door?
Who let all the bugs in?
How can a person think?
Back to the top. Again
I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
I can't believe that I can't believe it

I had a plan ready
It called for common sense
How it failed!
I want the evidence
I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
I can't believe that I can't believe it
Oh I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
Oh I can't believe that I can't believe
Oh I can't believe that I, I can't believe it
Oh I can't believe that I can't believe