Don't make a badge and wear it too
So mark my S's through and through
Cause I'd buy anything for you
And I make my badge and sell it, too.

My voice is finally giving in
So I tuned it down another step
So I can hit that note you wept
When I play that one note again

The body is a tempting tool
An argument on what to do
We all know there's a truth to truth
So I make my badge and sell it, too.

And I think I found the missing link
With your head inside a kitchen sink.
Throw up until you cannot drink
That's got to be the missing link

So what's a boy or girl to do?
I've turned into an epic fool
I'm man, a myth, a stepping stool
'Cause I make my badge and screw it too.

Mmm.

So what's a boy or girl to do?
I've turned into an epic flu
I'm a man, a myth, I'm a stepping stone
'Cause I make my badge and screw it too.

Hallelujah, what have I done?
Hallelujah, what have I done?