When they're young
All Little Monsters learn
That they are scary
Ugly, stupid
Shunned by cupid,
Overweight, and hairy
But every Monster needs to find
That secret deep inside
That transforms Dr. Jekyll into sexy Mr. Hyde

All my Monsters are beautiful
Discostoodiful, squarerootiful, oldcootiful.
Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' Monster car
Monsters only need to love the Monsters that they are.
Oh yeah!
Gaga, Dada, Jawa
Peace!