I’ve never been down this road before
I think it’s all about true love
What am I willing to do for it?
Do you see me as a misfit?

You like the gnome on my front lawn
You ate my low fat cheese
You bought me a red leather matrix coat
You waved from the Labour Day float

Can we listen to the faint?
Can we share a bottle of frosted flakes?
Can we watch battle bots together?
Can we be this way forever?

Don’t make me do this all on my own
You are not keeping up (not keeping up)
With your end of the conversation
I know you feel the same, the same kind of attraction

In our grave new world
You have become Plato’s stepchild
Why isn’t Pluto a planet anymore?
What else is there in the store?