I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to trill Wherever he went he said "Let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock"
I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?" I said, "Honey, let's do it here"
So we're sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He says, "I got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there 'fore the break of day"
I said "In these shoes? No way Jose" I said "Honey, let's stay right here
No le guta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo
Then I met an Englishman "Oh," he said, "Are you American?" "Won't you walk up and down on my spine It makes me feel strangely alive"
I said, "In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive" I said, "Honey, let's do it"
No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo